Isabella had a sleepover at her Nonna and Nonno's last night and of course she made my mom sleep in the bed with her. God forbid she sleep by herself.
She woke up, looked over at my mom and said "Take me to your leader."
I have no freaking idea where this stuff comes from (Update: actually from an episode of Franklin) or what possesses her to say these things when she does - hence having to document the insanity here. Can't wait till Simon has as many entries here as Isabella does!