1.06.2013

you may live in Canada...

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor :

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.


If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.

If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.


Yes, yes I am.

6 comments:

  1. Thanks for sharing that, it's funny how different countries can be!

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  2. So true, so true!!! Did you ever hear the poem at the Vancouver Olympics opening ceremony - "We Are More" by Shane Koyczan? This reminded me of that. Thanks for the smile, what a great way to start the day!

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  3. I think he just stole his "You may live in Minnesota" lists and made some alterations, but we are practically Canada so it makes sense!

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